“cuando yo te beso,”

Ten things you’ll hate about me:

1. I pride myself in knowing so much about your culture. Fuck with me, I dare you.
2. I really love cursing. It’s a great way to express myself.
3. Drinking with friends is such a sweet pastime.
4. Sometimes, I confuse myself. That doesn’t mean you can hold it against me.
5. I like arguing with hard-headed people because they’re wrong most of the time. They’re just too thick to realize it.
6. I hate half of the people I know. But, you’d never know that.
7. I’m really digging this whole college thing. Bring on the parties.
8. I’m fat, and it’s crazy.
9. I have a really loud and obnoxious personality, but that doesn’t encompass all of my character. Sometimes, I like to be a little on the quiet side, too.
10. I’m a very sexual person.  A lot of you don’t know the half of it.

“y solamente tu y tu y tu,”

“me importas tu y tu y tu,”

“My love for you is an exothermic reaction,
and your love for me is an endothermic reaction.

Please don’t make fun of my biochemistry reference…
it’s the only way I could describe it.”

“la culpa no la tuve yo,”

I want to talk to God but I’m afraid because we haven’t spoken in so long.

“acariciame la cara,”

I’m going to be drawing nude models in my art class. I hope that it’s young women and not men, young or old. I’d hate to spend any amount of time sketching someone’s ballsack.