“cuando yo te beso,”

Ten things you’ll hate about me:

1. I pride myself in knowing so much about your culture. Fuck with me, I dare you.
2. I really love cursing. It’s a great way to express myself.
3. Drinking with friends is such a sweet pastime.
4. Sometimes, I confuse myself. That doesn’t mean you can hold it against me.
5. I like arguing with hard-headed people because they’re wrong most of the time. They’re just too thick to realize it.
6. I hate half of the people I know. But, you’d never know that.
7. I’m really digging this whole college thing. Bring on the parties.
8. I’m fat, and it’s crazy.
9. I have a really loud and obnoxious personality, but that doesn’t encompass all of my character. Sometimes, I like to be a little on the quiet side, too.
10. I’m a very sexual person.  A lot of you don’t know the half of it.